Post by shawnfodor on Mar 24, 2013 23:06:48 GMT -5
Once upon a time for those who didn't read the goddamn title, this story took place in a quaint little city named Cal-Dammit read the fuckin' title!!!....
Anyways, some time in August I believe, my best-friend Chris, my sister's boyfriend (ex now) and myself (obviously) went to a wonderful place called Vern's Tavern.
We got there a bit early because I don't recall any form of action taking place until 9:00PM. So to pass the time, me and my friends drank, played pool, and chatted about unrelated shit.
*burp* Actually scratch that, the first thing I noticed was the bartender Vern was bitching someone out for letting a minor in.
I was paying attention for some strange reason since I thought it was important. I saw a ginger woman with a SoB T-shirt so I approached her and asked. "What's your name?"
"Wizard." she replied.
Dat-tada moving on.
The first band that played was called "The Karma Curse" The vocals was a chick and the rest were dudes. I couldn't hear shit since the quality of the amps weren't very good. So I say.... A-
The second band that approached was called "This" (I shit you not, that was the name.) They had a screamer, a fairly clean cut frontman and a bass player that looked like Fred Durst.
Again.... couldn't hear shit. I was too busy pestering SoB in the other room.
(I fondly remember meeting Doug as hey entered the building by taking the stairs to the basement level as I called him over from the bar bench)
Now the moment that I was waiting for... and 1:00AM I offered Doug to help him with makeup for his unibrow (Being the brownnosing little prick that I was.........Am) He replied "Nah man I got it and Bitch are you fo' real it's one o' clock in the morning man!"
Sol was pissed at Vern because let's say, he was an asshole.
SHOWTIME!!!
Ricky was glowing in his rock god status (Brownnosing again) and the first song on the list.........ROCKLOAD!
I was fucking hyped through the roof. People were rocking out and singing along with the lyrics. For some reason that I still can't understand why, some drunk bigot tried and tried to grab the microphone.
Rickence finally got pissed and snapped "Get the fuck away from me!" The song "Here for the Rock" had stopped during a wiggid riff. Unforgivable shit.
Third song..........FUCK THE SHIT!!!!!!
The building may as well had a nuclear warhead in there since everyone was having a blast.. Pardon the pun, and drinks were raised and cameras were flashing almost as much as the girls in the bar.
Fourth song.........Any Way You Want It (by Journey) awesome song needless to say and I was getting more and more drunk.
Fifth song.......I Need An Arm, folks I was so drunk that I stupidly stumbled on stage with my right arm tucked into my shirt to look like an amputee and thought I could sing with Dougie.
Doug with all of his mercy decided to let me make an ass of myself and slur the words of my favorite song on the Meatlantis record with SoB on stage. (I still have the picture to prove this too)
Sixth song........ Made Love By The River. Slow "Romantic" song and Sol made a Fifi on stage and in which my best friend took from him. (He was drunk too)
I can't remember all the songs unfortunately but I can remember begging the guys to sign my shit. (Being a whiny pussy that I am, some of you should know)
As the three of us exited the building we approached my sister's ex's truck only to see one window was smashed out....
Luckily no valueables were in it so nothing was gone.
The window cost $400 to repair so I paid for the damage since my sis' ex took time out of his weekend to drive me and my best friend Chris up to Cal-nevermind.
That was my SOB experience!
Now tell me yours.
Anyways, some time in August I believe, my best-friend Chris, my sister's boyfriend (ex now) and myself (obviously) went to a wonderful place called Vern's Tavern.
We got there a bit early because I don't recall any form of action taking place until 9:00PM. So to pass the time, me and my friends drank, played pool, and chatted about unrelated shit.
*burp* Actually scratch that, the first thing I noticed was the bartender Vern was bitching someone out for letting a minor in.
I was paying attention for some strange reason since I thought it was important. I saw a ginger woman with a SoB T-shirt so I approached her and asked. "What's your name?"
"Wizard." she replied.
Dat-tada moving on.
The first band that played was called "The Karma Curse" The vocals was a chick and the rest were dudes. I couldn't hear shit since the quality of the amps weren't very good. So I say.... A-
The second band that approached was called "This" (I shit you not, that was the name.) They had a screamer, a fairly clean cut frontman and a bass player that looked like Fred Durst.
Again.... couldn't hear shit. I was too busy pestering SoB in the other room.
(I fondly remember meeting Doug as hey entered the building by taking the stairs to the basement level as I called him over from the bar bench)
Now the moment that I was waiting for... and 1:00AM I offered Doug to help him with makeup for his unibrow (Being the brownnosing little prick that I was.........Am) He replied "Nah man I got it and Bitch are you fo' real it's one o' clock in the morning man!"
Sol was pissed at Vern because let's say, he was an asshole.
SHOWTIME!!!
Ricky was glowing in his rock god status (Brownnosing again) and the first song on the list.........ROCKLOAD!
I was fucking hyped through the roof. People were rocking out and singing along with the lyrics. For some reason that I still can't understand why, some drunk bigot tried and tried to grab the microphone.
Rickence finally got pissed and snapped "Get the fuck away from me!" The song "Here for the Rock" had stopped during a wiggid riff. Unforgivable shit.
Third song..........FUCK THE SHIT!!!!!!
The building may as well had a nuclear warhead in there since everyone was having a blast.. Pardon the pun, and drinks were raised and cameras were flashing almost as much as the girls in the bar.
Fourth song.........Any Way You Want It (by Journey) awesome song needless to say and I was getting more and more drunk.
Fifth song.......I Need An Arm, folks I was so drunk that I stupidly stumbled on stage with my right arm tucked into my shirt to look like an amputee and thought I could sing with Dougie.
Doug with all of his mercy decided to let me make an ass of myself and slur the words of my favorite song on the Meatlantis record with SoB on stage. (I still have the picture to prove this too)
Sixth song........ Made Love By The River. Slow "Romantic" song and Sol made a Fifi on stage and in which my best friend took from him. (He was drunk too)
I can't remember all the songs unfortunately but I can remember begging the guys to sign my shit. (Being a whiny pussy that I am, some of you should know)
As the three of us exited the building we approached my sister's ex's truck only to see one window was smashed out....
Luckily no valueables were in it so nothing was gone.
The window cost $400 to repair so I paid for the damage since my sis' ex took time out of his weekend to drive me and my best friend Chris up to Cal-nevermind.
That was my SOB experience!
Now tell me yours.